Day one or should that be day 'A'?
A is for Alabama, my home state. I wish I was there right now because that's where my sister is headed with my sweet sweet niece and nephew. They are at such a cute age. Every time I see them I think "this is the BEST age!" and then I see them the next time and it's even better.
A is for Asswipe, and I know a few. An asswipe is even stinkier than an asshole because you wipe an asshole with an asswipe!